I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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