You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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