I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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