piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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