Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I look excited, but its just a facade.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
