She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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