Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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