Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I FOUND THE LEGS
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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