The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
