My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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