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(818): View more from California

You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Did you just see the Batmobile???

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(515): View more from Iowa

Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk

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(816): View more from Missouri

Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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(+66): View more from Thailand

We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA

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(906): View more from Michigan

You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"

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(925): View more from California

Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!

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