Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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