would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
