I wanna bring you to show and tell
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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