I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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