I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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