we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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