i think my mom watched the whole time
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
