remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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