Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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