You can't motorboat a personality
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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