i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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