How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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