ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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