well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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