Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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