shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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