I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
it's like iHOP with fire
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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