i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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