I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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