yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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