sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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