I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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