I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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