how hairy? two words: wookie tits
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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