My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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