IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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