Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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