Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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