new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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