how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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