The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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