Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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