Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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