hotel room ftw
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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