Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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