I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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