is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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