it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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