This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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