i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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