Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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